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/ wren
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A rebellious spirit providing empathic & fiery companionship to my kindred souls in Manhattan & beyond.

 [ Pssst! I’m a bit mad. Scroll on to illuminate. ]
 


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/ the Prel·ude


Rebellious spirit seeks incendiary lusty rendezvous with a communicative soul.

 

People have at various times in my life referred to me as mad. How the fuck they acquired the right to become arbiters of sanity is beyond me. Nevertheless, with great apprehension, I’ve observed these mad traits that inhabit my makeup & over time... I have come to agree. If I am to judge myself based upon the norm I would categorize myself as atypical. I am flesh stretched over a tidal wave of emotions. I am contained chaos. I am fire & warmth. I am passionate & empathic- & thus, I am also an exceptional surrogate lover.

A 30-something inked minx. Your typical music-loving, creative type. I go by Wren- 5’2, curvy as fuck. I identify most with anarchists & I’m a little weird. I’m here in cyber-land seeking out other off-center weirdos. Let's just say I'm a little more intense than the girl next door. Rather, I am the antithesis of her.

I have rage & a self that is cloaked in shadows. I crave things & let fixations consume me. I’m ultra-responsive & utterly unquenchable.

I love music & the way it stirs the soul. Playing just the right track can instantly resurrect a dazzling kaleidoscope of memories. I love men. Man, do I love men. I don’t mind women either. I fall in “fascinated love” with people, ideas, & concepts. Pathetically romantic, forevermore. I am sensitive. I see the dark & uncaring sectors of our capitalist-driven self-centered world & it pisses me off. I try to prevent it from metastasizing within. I try to stay positive. I try to rebel. Sometimes I succeed. Sometimes I don’t- & then I get low. I wrestle with stifling depression & the pangs of existence, & I have a vibrant distaste for the condition of society- but I manage. I manage with my journal, music, film, sarcasm, & nights like ours.

These nights where we allow ourselves to slip into an amorous haze & get drunk off one another. Invite me over to get stoned & ramble about the unjust nature of existence, or allow me to fix us cocktails with music cranked up so loud that it crashes down on us like an avalanche roaring down a mountain..

Or, we can just come & cuddle in sweet silence.

Cheers to our epic foray into the realm of quality escapism.

in anticipation,

x Wren

P.S.
I say fuck a lot.
Also…
Yes… I’m in therapy ;)


 
 
 

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our Co·ex·istence \

what we’ll be \/ our dip into surrogate lover land

 


Above all else, I seek out those of you with whom I feel I can vibe with. Let’s craft a no-judgment sensual haven where we can exist for a space in time. A great escape to surrogate lover land. It’s palpable- the [ controlled ] risk, the adrenaline rush, the subsequent catharsis of finding common ground with a like-minded stranger.

I have a lot of love for my clients, & occasionally can become quite infatuated. I both appreciate & see you. You teach me about myself & I learn both from & about you. This work has allowed me an invaluable amount of personal freedom- I adore it. I allow these encounters to free myself from the hamster wheel of banality. You should too.


I believe we all have basic needs. I'm here to work out yours & fulfill them, or at the very least have fun trying. I appreciate the quick & fast hour for some human contact, or to scratch an itch & I do it well. Reach out to me if you'd like to shake things up a bit, but keep in mind that I, like most introverts, I blossom with time.

I desire energizing relationships with a small community of trusted lovers, suitors that I can let my guard down with. Thus, I covet the long-term arrangement. My only demand is that you let me exist as I am. I’ll return the favor.

Let's pursue nirvana.

 



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/ misfits Wel·come

to the misfits & the lonely hearts

I have a pretty expansive non-discriminatory policy

I'm vice friendly, weirdo friendly, mental health issue friendly, fat-friendly, & I don’t discriminate against anyone other than jackasses, although I can be sympathetic to the jackass, as I at times have been a one. So while I won’t see you if you display jackassory, at the very least- I’ll be compassionate about it :)

P.S.
I’m also newbie-friendly.

 / stay in touch

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/ digi Dal·li·ance
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The Virtual Trysts

TEXT

a thirty-minute text tryst

$100

PHONE

a forty-five-minute phone tryst

$150

LIVE

a forty-five-minute virtual cocktail tryst

$250

[ Digital sessions require full payment upon reservation. ]

 
 
 
 
 
 
 

There once was a girl named Wren.
She had a great lust for sin.
She went on a call, & they had a ball but they never saw each other again.

 
 
 
 
 

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/ our Meet-Cute


I’m based in Manhattan / outcalls preferred / incall Dinner minimum

the Swift Collide

an hour

400
[
outcall only]

the Brief Interlude

ninety minutes

$550
[
outcall only]

the Impassioned Carouse

two hours

$750
[
outcall only]

the Fervent Dinner

four hours

$1000

till Dusk

a day

$1500

till Dawn

an overnight / sunset - sunrise

$2500

the Weekend

sunset Friday - sunrise Sunday

$8000

travel Tryst Fare

dinner / Overnight / Day

$2000 / 3000 / 4000

/ i love #fmty

[ bring me to you ]

  • [ Travel Logistics ]
    I’ll come.

    train \ private car \ plane

    I maintain a valid passport.


    Companionship reservations that require either of the following are considered Travel Trysts:

    • Sessions that require over 45 minutes of travel outside of my home base of Manhattan.

    I get around & I’ll come to you…. for the rates listed below.

    travel Tryst Rates

    dinner / Overnight / Day

    $2000 / $3000 / $4000

    to the East - dinner minimum

    to the West - overnight minimum

    overseas - day minimum

    Screening & a Virtual Introduction are required.


    Travel trysts incur a round-trip, business-class [ or first-class ] transportation fee.

 
 
 
 

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/ meet-cute Fac·tors
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the \ Fine / Print

Q \ & / A

/ Your Place vs Mine?

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I’m based in NYC / Outcalls are preferred.
Outcall travel coverage via Uber/Lyft is required.
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incall requires a minimum reservation of a dinner.

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/ How do I book?

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For the most fruitful inquiry, please reach out with thought & self-awareness through the reservation form at the bottom of my website. Note that screening, & a small retainer are required.

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/ What’s your Retainer?

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Outcall requires a
20% retainer.
Incall requires a
50% retainer.

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/ the Virtual Introduction

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Depending on our vibe & the length of your reservation a quick virtual Introduction
may be required. You can read more about my virtual introductions below.
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  • I'm quite the introvert & also a bit particular in regard to whom I entertain. In other words- I’m selective. I see this repeated in one way or another on escort adverts across the world. S*x workers have likely been using this since the fucking birth of The Online Escort. The phrase gives off an air of exclusivity that a lot of women want to project. I get it. Know that I mean what I type as I write the old adage-- "Money isn't everything.". That may seem unbelievable coming from a ho, if it does- please get the fuck off my God-damned website.

    Virtual introductions are often required for new suitors & serve as a great way to break the ice & see if we vibe. I won't live my life dreading the next call & plan on being around for a while, because I love this work. So I see who I like. The good news is if you like me, there is a fantastic chance that I will like you too. & if I like you, you are basically guaranteed an immensely good time. If necessary our virtual introduction [ via phone, or video ] will be scheduled following screening. Virtual introductions are quick, painless & fun. I promise.

  • [ i don’t fly-by-night ]

    I’ve been a reputable companion, “escorting” on & off in NYC since 2011.

    [ I‘m in my early 30s by the way. ]

    While I’ve hated “escort reviews/review sites” since my start, I can appreciate the essence of their purpose. Still, I will likely pull mines down again. Likely for good this time. But until then- you can find my [ fucking good ] reviews via the links below.

    [ The Links will open another window. ]

    The Erotic Review
    Private Delights

  • [ General Cancelation Policy ]

    retainers are not-refundable but transferable

    Less than 48 < Forfeit retainer

    If you’ve canceled on me with less than forty-eight hours’ notice, a new retainer must be submitted in order to secure time with me again in the future.

    More than 48 > 30-day retainer credit

    If you’ve canceled on me with forty-eight hours’ or more notice your retainer will remain on file for up to thirty days.

    Sessions Pre-paid in full get full refunds (sans retainer)

    If you’ve been required to pre-pay in full for a travel tryst or special request & cancel our session within any time frame I'm happy to provide a full refund minus my retainer & any necessary expenses incurred exclusively in preparation for our session e.g., the reserving of a hotel room or reserving a plane ticket.

    I’m also happy to forward you the receipts.

    [ Compatibility Cancelation Policy ]

    If within an hour following our virtual introduction I decide we are not a good match, I will refund your retainer in full.

    If within an hour following our chat you decide that we are not a good match, I will swiftly/happily refund your retainer minus fifty USD for my time & efforts.

    If you’ve paid in full, I’ll happily refund that amount, minus fifty USD for my time & efforts.

 
 
 
 
 

“Wren and I immediately connected both mentally and physically. She’s authentic, gorgeous, and present in her engagement ——— I’m still left with these remarkable little snapshot memories of her eyes, plump lips, and playful smile…. ”

— Private Delights Excerpt

“Wren is not only ravishingly pretty, but she is also super cool, smart, warm and super hot all at the same time. She is a real person that is a joy to talk to, but then she takes your breath away…..”

— Private Delights Excerpt

 
 



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/ mini Jour·ney



find out when I’ll be on tour near you
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Jersey City - Boston - Washington D.C. - Philadelphia - Connecticut

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\ our gray Zone

As i’ve crafted this page with authenticity occasionally, they draw in the like-minded soul.

I’ve created a place where we can move beyond the hour.

[ invitation required \ inquire directly for access ] 

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\ 24 Hours’ notice is recommended. /
Same-day notice is occasionally feasible.

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/ our
START

The first phase of our introductory ritual is illuminated below.

/ your In·i·ti·a·tion \

Introductions - Impressions - Connections

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make your reservation below

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\ inquire w/ Thought


[ choose your method below]


The information requested in both options is identical & required.

The swift reservation form is the smoothest way to connect with me.
The copy + paste & email option is ideal for those concerned with their data & should be utilized in conjunction with other secure messaging mediums such as Protonmail or Signal.
Note that these early interactions are an integral part of my screening process.

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[screening details]

  • For the sake of my safety & sanity, after you sent in your reservation I'll screen to both verify your identity & to access our compatibility. Over time, I’ve come to realize that screening- the act of gathering information from a suitor & discreetly cross-checking it, is less about verification of identity, & more about suitors showing an amount of willingness to be forthright. It’s a gesture of appreciation for my desire to preserve my emotional & physical well-being, & it is required.

    I've created the two introduction options below with both of our needs in mind. They request the minimum amount of information needed to proceed with the reservation process. Furthermore, filling it out communicates a level of competence & empathy that I find to be undeniably sexy.

    In anticipation,

    x Wren

the reservation form
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the email blueprint
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/FIN.